Men v Women

Part 1: Sex

A couple are playing truth or dare over the phone. God knows how or why.

Jill: Ok Ok, your turn. Truth or Dare?
Jack: Truth, obviously
Jill: Hmmmm…ok…how many people have you slept with?
Jack: Wow…wow, you really want to know that?
Jill: Yes
Jack: Ok…well let me preface this by saying that I was young and stupid and drunk for a fair few years
(silence)
Jack: And that in the last couple of years the answer is like, tiny
(silence)
Jack: And, just to reiterate, I was drunk for like…
Jill: You don’t have to tell me
Jack: No it’s ok….ok….I don’t exactly know the number, I don’t really keep track, but I’m thinking like…70...?
Jill: 70?
Jack: Yeah but I’m not really sure of the numbers and most were ages ago
(silence)
Jack: And your magic number…baby?
Jill: Just 3
Jack: 3 huh….cool…
(silence)
Jack: It’s not like I’m proud of it, just kinda happened
(silence)
Jack: And it’s not as though I even remember all 80 of them
Jill: So it’s 80 now?
Jack: Well it may be closer to 80...or 70, just not sure
Jill: They meant that much to you huh?
(silence)
Jill: Listen baby I’m glad you told me, I’m glad you feel like you can tell me
Jack: Me too baby
Jill: Awwww
(silence)
Jack: So…who were the other two guys?
Jill: Just…guys…
(silence)