NFL Week 3: Picks

Saints @ Bills - Don't expect a (Jeremy) Shockey here, The Saints should (Drew) Brees through this game and add one (Lance) Moore win or I'm a (Marques) Colston. Reggie Bush. Randall Gay. Ah, fun with words.

Steelers @ Bengals - Last week Ocho Cinco made the Lambeau Leap, will he take on the terrible towel if he scores a TD this week? Last time a Cincy receiver did so (T.J Houshmandzadeh after beating the Steelers in 2005), the Bengals got thrashed in the playoffs, lost their star QB to injury and watched the Steelers win the Superbowl. Think they'll try it again? Child please...of course! playoffs baby!

Redskins @ Lions - $100million of Albert Haynesworth and he can't even play on offense? What a rip off. Lions might win this. Not a typo. Lions might win this. Let me try that once more. Lions might win this.

Broncos @ Raiders -Likely to be about as ugly as Kyle Orton's finger. Or Brandon Marshall's attitude. Or JaMarcus Russel's QB rating, or Al Davis. Pick your favourite.

Packers @ Rams - Just let the Rams play the Browns now, the loser gets relegated to the realms of history and the WNBA.

49ers @ Vikings - Two unbeaten teams. Two in-form running backs. Two good defences. Only one Brett Favre. As far as we know. Maybe that's it, this could be Favre 6.0, greyer and more powerful than ever! Maybe not.

Falcons @ Patriots - Matt Ryan is no Tom Brady. Come on, I've never even heard of his girlfriend?

Titans @ Jets - Let's not get too excited about 'Broadway' Mark 'Dirty' Sanchez. You think Kellen Clemens wouldn't do ok with that defence? Ok, so he wouldn't make it look so good, nor would I now know what a 'filthy fernando' is. Go on, google it...

Chiefs @ Eagles - Kevin Kolb could throw for 500 yards, 10 TD's, cure cancer and save a drowning puppy and it still wouldn't matter; this is all about Mike Vick.

Colts @ Cardinals - Peyton Manning versus Kurt Warner versus the clock. If they even hand off to a tail back one time I'm gonna riot.

Dolphins @ Chargers - Last week the Fins held the ball for over 45 minutes and lost. The fact that ALL their games this season are set for 60 minutes is yet another example of the schedule makers conspiring against them.

Bears @ Seahawks - Cutler was terrible, Seattle were terrific. Cutler was great, Seattle were god-awful. So this week Cutler will be in Seattle and god will be terrifying? I'm confused...

Giants @ Buccaneers - Whats the key storyline here? Dunno, Giants win though. How dull.

Browns @ Ravens - This is already over and the game doesn't start for a few hours.

Jaguars @ Texans - This won't be over until one team manages to throw one final damming interception.

Panthers @ Cowboys - This should be over about 4 in the morning UK time. At least I hope so. Any later and I'll never get the image of Jerry Jones out of my head.

Season so far; 24-8