Jimmy Bullard Select XI

Players you would want to go for a drink with:

GK - Heurelho Gomes, certainly wouldn't be dull.
RB - Moritz Volz, a funny German? got to be worth a punt/pint.
LB - Paolo Maldini, bring some class to proceedings.
CB - Curtis Davies, once said that he plays like a pub footballer, hope he drinks like one...
CB - Neil Ruddock, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GyhzeYBbrE, you might have to invite Dave also...
CM - Nolberto Solano, 'call me Nobby.' class.
CM - Jimmy Bullard (c)
CM - Tim Cahill, always up for a scuffle.
CF - Peter Crouch, give him a couple of drinks, get him to do the robot.
CF - Adrian Mutu, just in case. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/3750588.stm
CF - Dirk Kuyt, at the very least you know he would pick up the cheque.

Manager - Gianfranco Zola/Slaven Bilic

And 11 you wouldn't

GK - Jens Lehmann, guarenteed to bitch and moan if you didn't invite him.
RB - Gary Neville, just shut up about Liverpool for two minutes.
LB - Ashley Cole, 'cashley' isn't buying a round, he's only on like £90,000 a week.
CB - William Gallas, so you're having a nice quiet drink and the SOMEBODY wants to have a sit down protest....come on.
CB - Ledley King, couldn't handle a couple of shandies.
RM - Joey Barton (c)
LM - El-Hadji Diouf, who actually spits on people? that's so 80's.
CM - Daniele de Rossi, truly mental.
CF - Craig Bellamy, last time i heard that he was out drinking, John Arne Risse got a golf club in his face.
CF - Antonio Cassano, literally never has anything but pants on.
CF - Nicklas Bendtner, would always want to be center of attention. you are the fillet of fish of the footballing world...never first choice.

Manager - Dennis Wise