Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Breaking News: Benitez to sell Dirk Kuyt for parts

In an attempt to save money, Rafa Benitez has taken the extraordinary steps of selling Dutch forward Dirk Kuyt for parts.

After poor financial results appeared it would hamper Liverpool's summer spending, manager Rafa Benitez has come up with an enterprising way to raise funds. Dirk Kuyt will be stripped for parts with his legs and arms available for sale to the highest bidder.

Rafa stated 'we love his work rate, his mentality, his tactical awareness. We believe we will be keeping all of those attributes with the team but the rest is expendable.'

Kuyt was quoted as saying that he was happy to be part of a club looking for ways to improve and would do anything for the team. He then had to go and make dinner for the Benitez family.

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