Breaking News: English cricket 'getting better'

In the wake of not losing to the Netherlands, English cricket supremo's release statement asserting 'We're getting better'

After being knocked out of the twenty20 World Cup following defeats to South Africa, the West Indies and notably the Netherlands, England bosses responded to their elimination by stating 'we're getting better, we are really improving in this form of the game.'

I mean look at the evidence - In the super eights we only lost to two teams that made the semi-finals and you know what, today we didn't lose to the Netherlands which is a sign of definite progress.'

'Last week we would have lost that game. Plus, where were the Aussies? They didn't even get the chance to get beaten by some of these sides.'

By this point, the gentlemen had backed up so far I could hardly hear them...