Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Breaking News: Kaka to quit Madrid

Kaka set to quite Madrid after being picked second in 5-a side game.

Brazilian ace Kaka has sensationally handed in a transfer request, just days after signing for Real Madrid, after a certain Cristiano Ronaldo was picked first by team captain Raul in a 5-a side training session.

Kaka was quoted as saying 'I don't know who this guy thinks he is but this is my team - I'm the world's most expensive player and world player of the year whatever he says.'

He continued 'Look, this boy Ronni isn't bad but I didn't leave Milan to be some gelled playboy's backup. I mean, he doesn't even go to church. I belong to Jesus, all he has is a Spearmint Rhino's membership card.'

Kaka was last seen asking anybody whether they had Mark Hughes' business card.

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