Thursday, 18 June 2009

Breaking News: Kobe requests personal parade

The Los Angeles Lakers celebrated their 15th NBA Championship but even this is was not enough to satisfy Kobe Bryant.

Bryant was said to be 'kinda pissed' to find out that many of his teammates will also be receiving a ring and will be attending the victory parade in LA.

Kobe screamed from his trophy shaped tower 'this is god damned ridiculous. I won that title! Me! And Derek Fisher, Andrew Bynum...these guys don't deserve to even give me my ring!'

He proceeded 'I've never even seen D.J Mbenga.'

Bryant has requested his own personal parade in LA, the day before the official team parade. 'And everybody better be there and they better be smiling' Kobe asserted while not raping anybody.

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