So you're having a bad day, a bad week, a bad month. All of a sudden, one small catalyst has you shivering with disquiet, your mind a sharpened needle of possibility. You need to go out, cause some trouble, get a little crazy and remedy your problems on the end of one or seventeen shots of liquor.
These occasions don't occur all that often so it is understandable that people are generally unprepared. Here's what you need:
1. A credit card - Ok, you need some folding money for cabs but it's plastic that's gonna finance your evening. You're awash with reckless abandon so the more cards and the higher the limits the better. The credit card statement will be key in attempting to retrace your steps and give you a valuable reminder of your exploits.
2. A hip flask - Start as you mean to go on. An important weapon against closing times and inter-venue-travelling-sobriety. Plus, you will feel hella cool when you sip from it.
3. An iPhone - Oh what an invention. With it, you've got your pre-game music, a map to direct you home from whatever ditch/Belgian girls house/rural German village you wake up in and a host of other applications to help you survive the night and following day.
4. Friends - You don't want to do this alone. It's just not safe. Ideally you would have three or four, all of whom have no place important to be in the morning. You're likely to add to this group throughout the night and then lose them all but the original group will help define your mood.
5. Motivation - You gotta want it. You think it's easy to get drunk, loud and stupid? Well it's not. Set your sights high - do it with some style...
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