With Kaka and Ronaldo off the market, Manchester City have sensationally bought every other footballer
After Real Madrid's recent acquisitions of Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka for close to £140million, Manchester City have stunned world football by buying up every other professional footballer in a deal estimated at £1.8billion.
Dr. Sulaiman Al-Fahim, chairman of Manchester City, offered 'it was getting ridiculous. Seriously. We got into this game to buy the best players in the world and then Real Madrid come along and started stealing our thunder.'
We'd just had enough so we figured we wouldn't take anymore chances. Your move Florentino.'
Mark Hughes was seen consulting Nobel prize winning physicist Frank Wiczek regarding the quantum theory of squad rotation.
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